We Fixed Wayne!!!!!!!!

I haven’t pointed you all yet to Heal Rooney, a web site on which those hoping to see Shrek in Germany may use their computer mice to rub his virtual foot and help it mend.

It seems to be working. Wayne trained with a ball yesterday and gave his teammates a lift.

The next scan is on Wednesday in Germany, and who knows? Maybe he’ll be fit. But I wouldn’t use him in the first two matches, as the squad has been in good form for three consecutive halves without him. If he’s able to play against Sweden and that match is a must-win, perhaps. But otherwise, why expose him in matches that England ought to win?

Reports from The Independent and The Mail (including a photo).