Wayne Rooney: Author

I hear the first volumn will detail Wayne’s coloring abilities, while books 2-4 will explore his struggle to learn to speak. Book 5 will naturally be about his disappointing performance at Germany 2006.

Between him and Posh Spice, they might have read a chapter in A book…

[...] After the Sven-Scolari mess I came to the conclusion that the English are ruled by the (bad) media. Tony? Liz? The Parliament? Nah, ‘The Sun’ has fondled with their water and now they worship the ‘blings’ of Beckham and the words of Rooney. So this is one explanation to their number two position: power of the press. [...]