Rooney: As Bad As We Feard

So at best, says one expert expects that the best scenario has Wayne returning for the knock-out stage of the World Cup.

But with Wayne Rooney on the sidelines, England is going to have a job ahead to reach the knock-out stage. We can discuss this further on Monday, when I plan to entertain new ideas about what Sven could do with the squad to find goals. But for now, we cruise the news concerning this most recent blow to England’s hopes — not to mention the entertainment value of the entire tournament.

The Observer has a lengthy — and timely — interview with Shrek himself.

Steven Gerrard muses on what a difficult time a Rooney-less England will have.

The one bit of decent news is that Michael Owen might actually be getting healthier — for real.