Lazy Rio Forgives Stupid Sven

Another of England’s players has put on a smile and publicly forgiven his coach for trashing him during the Sheikh sting.

Rio Ferdinand told The Sun that he bears no grudge against Sven-Goran Eriksson even if the coach thinks that he is “sometimes lazy”.

To sum: Ferdinand is lazy, Sven is stupid, and the sun never sets on the British Empire.

Warm and fuzzy, I feel.