Hide Your Mumbly-Jumblies From His Majesty

Prince William wanted to visit the Lions in the locker room but the FA is leaning against it because the players he would encounter would be “possibly naked” or “swearing and arguing.”

Aside from the fact that the young king-to-be has been in the army and attended public school — and therefore has been exposed to anything John Terry and Gary Neville can dish out — what in blazes could they possibly be thinking in Soho Square?????