England Will Win!

April 2nd, 2006 | by: Shawn | Comments Off

It’s all been pre-ordained here in the novel “Three Lions Roar” by Omut Ozturk.

I haven’t had the pleasure of reading this particular work of literature, but I simply adore this description of it from Amazon:

“Imagine a Sunday night championship match with the underdog U-12 boy’s team pulling away with a 2-0 victory. Or how about a Champions League final with the underdog team Liverpool, after being down 3-0, coming back to win it all in a shootout?

“For all of you who get goose bumps every time you grab a beer and discuss your old glory days, this book is dedicated to you. Wonderfully constructed, my former football coach, Umut Ozturk, gives us play-by-play of a nation’s race towards glory and England’s hope of winning a World Cup. “

So it’s all decided, then, Ronaldinho, Kahn, Messi, Totti, Henry and the rest of you pretenders: England wins! Nothing left to see here! Go home!