Crouch: Freak or Phenom?

Crouch is hidden dragon for England. He’s England’s version of Germany’s Miroslav Klose or Togo’s Adebayor. If somebody can cross it to his head in the box a bunch, one header is bound to go in.

I’d rather have Adebayor or Klose in my squad before I had Crouch.

1. He’ll be there, but only to carry Wayne Rooney’s bags.

2. I believe the cut came from bumping his head on the tube. Mind the Gap.

3. Smith should have been shot years ago. Pity about his injury though. Well, maybe not. Guy is a c*nt