Becks to the US??? Pinch Me!!!

Our Captain says that he can imagine finishing his career in the MLS.

I can tell you this: given the cynical quality of play in that league — a single-ownership entity populated by over-the-hill Mexicans and Columbians trying to cripple young American basketball refugees in revenge for centuries of colonialist arrogance — it surely will finish his playing days.

But I’d buy a ticket, you bet!