Beckham Homework Shock!

[...] In what can only be described as one of the most shocking revelations since we learned that he doesn’t wear the same pair of underpants twice, David Beckham has admitted that he isn’t very skilled when it comes to arithmetic. The Beautiful One has said that his six-year-old’s homework has left him stymied on a few occasions. “I think it was maths, actually. It’s done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know, I was like, ‘Oh my God, I can’t do this’,” he said, proving that grammar isn’t his strong suit either. This confession has shaken the confidence Beckham’s teammates have in their captain. [...]

I suppose he wasn’t teached very goodly woodly, right? Diddley-darn!